Guardian Adverts

I was absolutely furious to find the Guardian was squandering valuable advertising space in it's gossip column so I grabbed a felt tipped pen and made up my own adverts:

Steradent Smile




Swarfega Beauty



Nice Cuppa

Breaking the Law

As the smoking ban came into force England on 1st July, many people found themselves breaking the law. Here's the first ever smoker to break the law with a rollup in a pub.