Guardian Adverts

I was absolutely furious to find the Guardian left some blank columns in it's gossip section, which could have been used for valuable advertising, so I grabbed a felt tipped pen and made up my own adverts:

Steradent Smile

Swarfega Beauty Treatment:

Nice Cuppa

I think Tetley should hire me for their next

advertising campaign, although quite frankly

I'm not sure what on earth I've drawn in

the above picture...