Adolph Hitler renounces Nazism

And grows a beard... Jawohl mein fürher, man!

I can't for the life of me...

..work out what this plug is for. If any of you fellows have any idea, gizza shout...

ta.

Normalised Jocelyne Wildenstein

Most billionaire's wives use plastic surgery in order to make themselves appear more beautiful. Not Jocelyne Wildenstein... Oh no... Apparently she underwent the surgeon's knife to make her look more like a cat.
Believe you me, it was quite a challenge warping her face back to normal, and I got quite a fright when I compared it with the original, believe you me...

Rocket assisted washing line

This washing line uses a rocket to dry your clothes. It's perfectly simple - attach one end of the line to the rocket and the other end to nothing. Coach-bolt your clothes to the washing line, light the blue touch paper, stand back and watch the rocket shoot skywards at hypersonic speeds. The combination of hot rocket exhaust, supersonic airflow and sub-orbital vacuum will dry your clothes faster and more efficiently than any tumble drier I ever saw.

The USB Bike Light

Plug this in to you're laptop and off you go, you pedal powered geek! This is you have been waiting for: the USB powered bicycle light. It has the advantage over conventional bike lights in that as well as the continuous beam and flashing modes, it's configuration of 5 bulbs can be programmed to flash out the processor speed, cooling fan noise (in decibels), nearest availiable wifi/bluetooth devices, geographical location, and ideal cadence.