If Fred Dibnah had demolished The World Trade Center

Fred made his living by demolishing chimneys by shoring up the base with timber and lighting a fire underneath. Someone asked what Fred Dibnah would have made of the World Trade Center collapse, which fired up my twisted imagination:

He would have lit the fire at the bottom, for a start - well he would have got his wife to do it. But he would have made sure it was empty first.
Hey! at this rate in a few decades he'll be reincarnated:
"Eeh op there goes the Empire State - pity I couldn't repair it... eh if I don't do it someone else would have have ta... they aint nor use to anyone these days... an 'undred yurs ago there used to be literally thowsands of em skyscrapers bot most of em are gone now ... sad, eh? Yeh..."