Dave, they're called "Witches Knickers"
I've been submitting ideas to your "Genius" page without much luck, and I've just been reminded that the tattered plastic bags in trees are called "Witches Knickers" (see previous post). I still can't think of how to get rid of them, so I'll leave this one to my fellow commenteers.
Well, all you weary internet travellers, you have one more thing to do before leaving this page: think of how to get rid of "witches knickers" and leave it below as a comment. Any ideas will do - after leaving it as a comment below you might want to send it in to Dave Gorman's "Genius" page afterwards. Goood luck!
Well, all you weary internet travellers, you have one more thing to do before leaving this page: think of how to get rid of "witches knickers" and leave it below as a comment. Any ideas will do - after leaving it as a comment below you might want to send it in to Dave Gorman's "Genius" page afterwards. Goood luck!

3 Comments:
Tie your sneakers together with the laces and throw them at the knickers.
They should be left because they are food for long-necked Sub-Saharan witchy goats. This is their only food. You might think that they dwell only in the sub-Saharan region, but you'd be wrong there.
Get a REALLY long strong and blow REALLY hard..
should make them fly off.
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